Chapter 15: Mysterious Ways
It was after 11:00 PM when Lottie stepped off the train at Topeka. She had thought for over a thousand miles about what she was about to do. She had purchased a large revolver and she was going to give Bowlegs a couple of minutes to give her what she wanted, or she was going to send him to Hell with a hole in his head.
She had tried before and had been too naive. Sweetly begging was never going to produce results, a gun to his head was the only way to get it. Her feet flew through the depot and over the ruts in the street and soon she was down in his end of town. But unexpectedly, there was a light on upstairs, and men were making a great uproar of hollering and cheering. She thought she could hear a few girls in the mix. There must have been a rollicking poker game or something going on up there. She would have to wait. She sat down on a stack of bags of oats and crossed her legs, and lit up a cigarette. After some thought, she decided to kick off her lace-up shoes, to make sure she had the advantage of surprise. The boards on the stairs were creaky and would provide ample warning, but for now that was good, because the bending wood stair steps would give her ample warning and plenty of time to hide if the partyers started coming down. With that kind of racket upstairs, at least she knew he was there.
Hours passed, and the guests departed slowly. The men were greatly enjoying themselves and she was amused about how time passed miserably slow when one is listening to other people have a good time. And even slower when you are waiting to murder someone. Suddenly she heard voices in the stairwell and she snatched up her shoes and pranced into a dark corner to hide. They were finally leaving, bottles in hand, hanging on each other like wounded soldiers. It took the better part of a half-hour for the drunks to stagger out, saying good-bye and not leaving, stopping to pee outside in the street, reliving their wins and losses, and making parting shots with their generous host. Then finally, all was quiet.
Lottie heard some noises and the saw the lights go out, and knew that her moment had come. She quietly climbed the stairs, knowing which boards to avoid lest she make an untimely squeak. She cocked her pistol, and took a deep breath. What if he was with a woman? She had to tell herself to have mercy and just tell her to leave, or get killed too. No, that would not do. The whole idea was to take Bowlegs by surprise. Even if she was able to, a woman screaming would mess up the whole operation. If he was with a woman... Hell, she would have to tip-toe away, and try again the next night. But how long could she hide in a hotel room in Topeka, with nobody seeing her, to avoid warning him that she was in town? He might be living with another woman by now. If he was, she would just kill them both. That would end the marriage for sure.
She was wasting time worrying, besides, that party going on all night pretty much spoke for itself: these were single men distracting themselves from that fact. “Just get on with it Lottie!” She told herself impatiently. She exhaled, and when she got to Bowlegs's bedroom she stood at the door and thought through what she would do, one more time. She had decided to wait until she heard him snore, which would be soon, and then sneak up on him before he had a chance to arm himself. His gun would be hanging in his gun belt on his headboard. She would pull it out as well, and then let the cold barrel of it wake him as it entered his ear. It would be quite delightful. And what could go wrong?
It took a while, but Bowlegs did begin to snore, but just barely. Still, that was all she needed to establish her surprise. The door knob was wet, and the room was alive with the smell of cheap whiskey. He was dead to the world. Laying in his long-handles, barefooted, he still had his hat on. There was no woman. She relaxed and hovered over to the gun and slipped it out, and began to smile. This was fun. Too bad it might end in a murder. In went the gun barrel into his left ear. But Bowlegs just turned away, not yet awake. She reached over and nudged him harder, and put the other pistol in his belly.
Then he woke up, and instantly rolled away from her and off of his bed, and scrambled around on the floor, disoriented, grasping for his revolver in the dark.
“I've got it Billy- Sit still or I will kill you right there.” Lottie said with amazing calm. She even believed herself.
“Who.... who is it? Who the hell is it!!!”
“Billy, I'm your worst nightmare. One of your angry whores who has come for restitution.”
“Lottie.”
“Yes, and I have come to kill you. I have a good life now, and you will never give me a divorce. So I'm gonna end the marriage the only way I can.”
“You want a divorce. OK, I'll give you a divorce- just don't kill me Lottie.”
“I know better, you sly fox. I don't think for a minute that you would. And I think you are planning right now to upset me. But I have a brand new Colt's .45 caliber pistol that will settle this thing once and for all- unless you have a better solution.”
“Well woman, what do you want? Just don't shoot that thing.” Even in danger, Bowlegs could not help but laugh nervously at his situation. “Just tell me Lottie.”
“I WANT... YOU... to get out our gotDAM marriage certificate and burn it right here on the floor. NO TRICKS, where I can watch, and I WANT to never see you again.”
“Well... Lottie, I think we can arrange that.” Bowlegs sounded sincere, so Lottie put her arms down and pointed the guns at the floor. “After you came that last time, I found it and put it in the drawer where I could find it next time. But Lottie...”
“WHAT?”
“That won't make us divorced sweetie. You will still be married to me. You will always be married to me... You can take it to court, but one of those men that just left is the judge. You're just going to have to kill me.” Lottie listened and began to make little tiny tears which rested on her eyelids.
“I will Billy... I will right now. You sonovabitch you have robbed me of everything.”
“I know that's what you think... I've also protected you. You have no idea how many men...”
“How many men what?”
“How many men I have beaten or... killed to protect you. You never wondered I guess about what happened to any of those rough customers who treated you badly- why you never saw them again.”
“You never told me...”
“So now kill me... your legally married husband.”
“You are nothing but a cheat and a pimp Billy. You took advantage of me, you, lied... you sold me... you broke me...”
Billy Bowlegs was through defending himself. He would beg to no one. And he was out of ideas.
“You used me like a pack mule. Taught me to drink and sip laudanum. You killed my innocence and my... soul... you know it. You know you deserve a bullet, maybe ten of 'em! That's why you hide behind the marriage certificate. And.... I WANT... YOU.... TO... BURN... IT.... NOW.”
“I'll get it Lottie- you can light the match.” Billy started to stand.
“On your knees, or I SWEAR, I'll kill you before you straighten your back!”
Billy shrugged and crawled over to his night stand and slipped out a folded sheet of paper. He tossed it on the floor and looked up at her with an empty expression. There was just one thing. Billy could not read. There was no telling what was written on that piece of paper. She had to read it to make sure it was what he said it was. Lottie pointed her pistol at him and dropped his on the bed, and picked up the alleged document- but there was no reading it in the dark.
“I guess I'm not going to kill you tonight Billy, as much as I would like to, but if this ain't the marriage paper, I will come back and kill you in your sleep!” She stormed out and down the stairs into the safety of early morning darkness. She was several blocks down the street when she realized that she was still barefooted.
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